Showing posts with label food nazi. Show all posts
Showing posts with label food nazi. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Post Op.

So..... the day after surgery. Can't do to much, Doc put me on voice rest for 4 days. Not like I have been talking much before the surgery but I am sure it will be yakity yak yak yak once the chords are in working order. Besides, I got alot of important shit to say. Or so I think.

So I figured I would write a little about my food consumption pre and post op. It's the same everytime...... Nothing to eat or drink after midnight the night before. Yeah yeah yeah.. that's fine I will just load until then. So this time it was starting at noon the day before:


    PRE OP
  • A package of salami
  • A box of triscuits
  • Three tacos
  • Nine more tacos
  • Two 7-ups
  • A quart of ice-cream (mmmmm cold stone cake batter w/brownies)
  • Two bottles of water


    POST OP
  • Venti vanilla soy latte iced
  • Footlong Sub Sandwich from Jersey Mikes
  • Nine Shrimp tacos.
  • 4 Banana twinkies
  • 2 cokes and 4 bottles of water

So pre op I was weighing in at a whopping 153lbs. Today I weighed in at 154lbs! Not to bad I guess. My guess is I will be down to 150lbs by next week now that the binging has subsided.

Note to Food Nazi: Don't worry my torso will be transparent by Boulevard!

Lastly, Boy.... If I had a nickle everytime someone asked me to do this... I'd have about 4 cents